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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

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genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

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neptunain:

bros before hoes except after c

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paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

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How to become a Japanese Pop Star. 

How to become a Japanese Pop Star. 

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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