I'm Samantha. Not too hot, not too cold. Jusssssst right.

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(Source: degenderate, via joshpeck)

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neptunain:

bros before hoes except after c

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paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

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How to become a Japanese Pop Star. 

How to become a Japanese Pop Star. 

(Source: riffiee, via joshpeck)

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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cadillactica:

Sometimes google just throws random images at you.

cadillactica:

Sometimes google just throws random images at you.

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meladoodle:

*friend tries to open the car door just as its being unlocked* Fuck you, you can walk.

(Source: meladoodle)

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